The Dumb Ways to Die song

Hi. Its Simon again.
Today, I'm singing you the Dumb Ways To die song.
So, Here we go.

Set fire to your hair, Poke stick at a grizzly bear, Eat medicine that's out of date, Use your pri**** Parts as Piranha bait. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die, Dumb ways to di-i-i-i, So many dumb ways to die. Get your toast out with a fork, Do your own electrical work, Teach yourself how to fly, Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways di-i-i-i, So many dumb ways to die. Invite a Psycho killer inside, Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride, Take your helmet off in outer space, Use a clothes Dryer as a hiding place. Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-i, So many dumb ways to die. Keep a rattlesnake as a pet, Sell both your Kidneys on the internet, Eat a tube of super glue, I wonder whats this red button do?, Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die, Dumb ways to di-i-i-i, So many dumb ways to die.
Dress up like a moose during hunting season, Disturb a nest of wasps for know good reason, Stand on the edge of a train station platform, Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing, Run across the tracks between the platforms, They might not rhyme but they might possibly be, Dumbest ways to die, So many dumb ways to die, Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, So many dumb , So many dumb ways to die.

(Be safe around trains) (A message from Metro)
So that is the dumb ways to die tune.
Check out the dumb ways to die app on ipod.
Its great.

Hope you enjoyed this post.
Bye.